The GOP is Dead

I’m not sure which better describes what it means to the Republican Party to have Donald Trump as the presumptive nominee:

1. Charlton Heston


2. Bill Paxton

But, with apologies to Monty Python, the GOP is done:

It’s not winning

It’s passed on!

This party is no more!

It has ceased to be!

It’s expired and gone to meet its maker!

It’s a stiff!

Bereft of life, it rests in peace!

If Shinebox Christie hadn’t nailed it to a trade war platform plank, it’d be pushing up the daisies!

Its metabolic processes are now history!

It’s off the twig!

It’s kicked the bucket

It’s shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!


(And just so we’re clear)



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