I’m not sure which better describes what it means to the Republican Party to have Donald Trump as the presumptive nominee:
2. Bill Paxton
But, with apologies to Monty Python, the GOP is done:
It’s not winning
It’s passed on!
This party is no more!
It has ceased to be!
It’s expired and gone to meet its maker!
It’s a stiff!
Bereft of life, it rests in peace!
If Shinebox Christie hadn’t nailed it to a trade war platform plank, it’d be pushing up the daisies!
Its metabolic processes are now history!
It’s off the twig!
It’s kicked the bucket
It’s shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!
THIS IS AN EX-PARTY!!
(And just so we’re clear)